I have not written anything in a long time. I came across this piece in a Wikipedia article about Kurt Vonnegut, and it made me laugh out loud. I will share:
In the mid 1950s, Vonnegut worked very briefly for Sports Illustrated
magazine, where he was assigned to write a piece on a racehorse that
had jumped a fence and attempted to run away. After staring at the blank
piece of paper on his typewriter all morning, he typed, "The horse
jumped over the fucking fence," and left.
The entire entry is here.